Tag Archives: Star Wars

The Dirty Secret of “Nerd Culture” Movies

They all want to be revered in the “Culture” as being the next of this: The problem is that the movie derives the same emotive themes as found in Cinderella, only fashioned for a Boy’s Adventure Story, rather than ultimately … Continue reading

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Movies That Hate You: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

On the Planet Nimbus III, a Vulcan named Sybok has been gathering followers to his cause by using his special powers to take away the pain of their lives.  When Sybok’s Army of Light storm Paradise City and take the … Continue reading

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Movies That Hate You: Star Wars: A New Hope

Fleeing from the Galactic Empire, a young Princess hides the plans to a secret space station inside a robot and launches it to a nearby planet.  After being interrogated by an Evil Lord, she is remanded into custody of the … Continue reading

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Movies That Hate You: Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Anakin and Obi-Wan rescue Chancellor Palpatine from Count Dooku, and General Grievous escapes.  Anakin prevents the General’s command cruiser from crashing into the surface of Coruscant, and they all meet with the Jedi Council afterwards.  Obi-Wan is sent on a … Continue reading

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Movies That Hate You: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Sent to settle a dispute between Naboo and the Trade Federation, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qi-Gon Jin, Jedi Knights, are ambushed by a trap set by the Trade Federation.  They escape to the planet Naboo and meet a Gungan named Jar-Jar … Continue reading

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Movies That Hate You: Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

A ship lands on Coruscant and everything seems to be in order.  Senator Amidala is walking down the landing platform and her ship explodes.  A pilot rushes to her aid and we find that Amidala was actually one of her … Continue reading

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Movies That Hate You: Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Over the moon of Endor, the Empire is in the final stages of the construction of a second Death Star.  Darth Vader has arrived on his Super Star Destroyer to finish the construction of the superlaser before the Emperor arrives. … Continue reading

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